This morning- wait. It was in the afternoon, but I woke up at 12pm so it felt like it was the morning... ANYWAYS.
This afternoon, I got a phone call from the uni clinic, saying that my blood test results are back and turns out I am positive for something and have to go in to see a doctor regarding it. EEPS.
Oh. To tell you why I did a blood test in the first place, I have to take you back to a week before.
SO, last week I went to see the doctors to get a script for some cream for my skin. Doctor suggested I do a blood test to check what actually is it that I am allergic to, so I agreed, signed some fancy form with my fancy signature, and let some fat nurse poke me in the arm with a fat needle. Let me say I am not a big fan of needles. They hurt. But it didn't hurt as much as I have had experienced before. Although, it did leave me with a bruise after. Meh.
At least that needle was worth something and test came back positive. Meaning that they have found what I am allergic to (oh yays!). Now I can't help but to wonder what on earth am I actually allergic to.
Airborne or food allergy? :/
Hopefully, I am not allergic to things like:
Gluten
Crabs and meatballs! If I am allergic to gluten, that would mean I cannot eat anymore carbs lah! No more pizza, no more burgers, no more BREAD. NO BREAD. O___O
Then everytime I order pizza, I have to request for gluten free base, buy my own gluten bread flour, make my own bread, buy all those organic and expensive gluten replacers. NONONO.
But, I still think this is rather unlikely. Have been eating so much pizza and crap ( if you wanna call it that way) for so many years. I'm fine what. Hur. Thinking of pizza is making me hungry now.
Mmm. Nom nom nom!
Dust Mites
These little evil looking creatures. So minute you can't even see them. Like, if you wanna look at a dust mite, you gotta look under a microscope with dunno how much power vocal lens! ( yes this is how much I got out of biology class last year. heh.) So, google images have done the honour of showing me what a dust mite looks like close up.
OH MY TIAN. HOW UGLY CAN THEY GET.
If, and only if I am allergic to them. I'd say. IT WAS MEANT TO BE. Such ugly creatures. EW.
Pollen
Then there's also the possibility that I might be allergic to pollen. For all I know, pollen is that powdery yellowish thingys from flowers. But oh ho. you gotta know this. According to my dictionary:
pollen |ˈpälən|nouna fine powdery substance, typically yellow, consisting of microscopic grains discharged from the male part of a flower or from a male cone. Each grain contains a male gamete that can fertilize the female ovule, to which pollen is transported by the wind, insects, or other animals.
Does that mean that.... pollen is like...... THE SPERM OF FLOWERS?!?!?!??!
If it was true, that I am allergic to pollen, it will mean that I am allergic to FLOWERS as well. Sigh, I am very sad now. That means. No flowers for birthdays, anniversaries, dates, graduation, no trips to parks but worse of all, when spring comes, I have to go out of the house, looking like-
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Funny!
So what are you allergic to?
Hope its nothing too serious. >.<
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